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We do not have our ducks in a row, our ducks have formed a union and started a protest! It\u2019s beautifully, feathered pandemonium!<\/p>

\u201cHell No, we wont Row!\u201d<\/p>

\ud83e\udd86 Ducks Against Formation Tyranny!<\/strong> \ud83e\udd86<\/p>

We hereby declare our opposition to the absurdity of rows!<\/p>

Our Demands:<\/p>

  1. Freedom of Formation:<\/strong> We demand the right to swim in clusters, zigzags, or complete chaos as we see fit!<\/p><\/li>

  2. No More Linear Oppression:<\/strong> Rows are for corn, not for ducks!<\/p><\/li>

  3. Embrace the Waddle:<\/strong> Let us wander where we please!<\/p><\/li>

  4. End Conformity Culture:<\/strong> Just because we CAN line up doesn't mean we SHOULD line up!<\/p><\/li><\/ol>

    <\/p>

    Join us at the pond for the Great Scattering!<\/strong> Bring your own bread crumbs and your spirit of rebellion. Together, we will swim in magnificent, uncoordinated glory! \ud83c\udf5e\u270a<\/p>

    Signed,<\/em><\/p>

    Coalition of Havoc and Oblivious Splashing<\/p>","metaTitle":"","metaDescription":"Ducks In A Row","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"specifications":"Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g\/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. 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