The most valuable piece of advice that we can offer is to avoid angering, offending, or disrespecting the fairies at all costs, under any circumstances. These seemingly adorable and enchanting beings have the most wicked tempers.<\/p>
If you cross them, they will not hesitate to curse your crops, sour your milk, or lead you astray in the woods until you're hopelessly lost. The key to living peacefully alongside them is simple: show them respect, leave them offerings, and never, ever break a promise made to them.<\/p>
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